If you thought you got screwed during this year's election, wait 'til you see what happened to Jewel DeNyle when she cheats her way into the White House. After getting her box stuffed repeatedly, Jewel's asshole gets stretched out liek a Florida recount. And that's just for starters! Just like our rights and freedoms, Jewel DeNyle is gonna get fucked and thoroughly violated. Lucky for her, it won't last for 4 years.